Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Buddy's bitch back in the mix

For reasons not know to anyone around the NFL, Kevin Gilbride aka "Buddy's Bitch" landed another offensive coordinator job. This time the idiot that is Tom Coughlin thought it would be a good idea to promote his good friend Gilbride to offensive coordinator, despite the fact that quarterback Eli Manning can't stand him.

Gilbride has screwed up Manning so bad that he actually sought out the help of his former college coach and current University of Tennessee OC David Cutcliffe this offseason to help him with his mechanics. What Manning should have done is give Buddy Ryan a call so he can deliver another right cross to Gilbride's jaw.

Known for his 100,000 page playbooks that no one understands, a former player under Buddy's Bitch told me, "The guy is a world class jerk. If his brain was as big as he thinks it is, he would be one hell of a coach."

Obviously, Gilbride is using the size of his book to compensate for shortcomings in other areas. Someone should tell that jerk-off that size that doesn't matter and it's amazing he still has a job in the NFL. Then again, Paul Hackett still has a job in the NFL too. And we wonder why minority coaches get mad when these morons keep getting jobs two seconds after they're fired from another one. Bottom line: I'm told Coughlin and Gilbride better be renting and not buying property in New York. The Giants have their eyes set on bigger fish next year. Are you listening Bill Cowher and Bill Belichick? They will be after the Giants throw a pile of money their way next offseason.

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